Funny Family Quotes

"I'm going to make a new page on my blog with funny quotes from our family, and it will be hilarious!" -Marissa
"Only to you." -Trevor (followed by laughter)

"Smoove Mudda!" -Marissa

"It's time to go to bed." -Mom
"Bed. B-E-D. (glare from mom) Yes Muddar." -Marissa

"Hello?" -Marissa
"Cheese!" -Kristen

"Lagos, meaning lakes. Osaka, meaning...Chinese people" -Trevor

"♫Have you heard? There's a sickness in St. Petersburg! Have you seen people dying on the streets?♫" -Giles kids

"Weeeeeeee!" -Trevor

Christopher: Let's call is DodgeTag!
Me: "Ball" is implied by the word dodge. Unless you're talking about a porcupine.
Christopher: Yes, they could charge.
Me: Have you ever been charged by a porcupine?
Christopher: No, but it could happen!! They're vicious little things you know.
Me: Riiiiight